Kheladi
 
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So you want me to run?..... 26 miles........ For free .......... Yeah that sounds like a good idea
Posted at 2011/11/06 08:13 AM
Isn't it sweet when someone at table next to you continually blows their smoke over their shoulder onto you? I wish I had a fart to direct
Posted at 2011/11/05 05:40 AM
Oh stevie Williams ........ He should get a restraining order against microphones... Not within 50 yards
Posted at 2011/11/05 03:45 AM
RT @mariahyeater91: And to those of you calling me stupid I'm going back to collage next year. I took 8 months out to have my baby and c ...
Posted at 2011/11/03 02:58 PM
RT @MardyFish For my 50k follower, @andyroddick is going to give you 1,000,000 dollars! No
Posted at 2011/11/03 03:59 AM
Congrats @Justingimelstob !!!
Posted at 2011/10/29 11:46 PM
Go huskers!!!!
Posted at 2011/10/29 12:37 PM
Boarding for Basel switzerland. Played some golf w j verlander today. It didn't go so well for me, but had a blast!
Posted at 2011/10/28 06:18 PM
Posted at 2011/10/26 08:01 PM
@MardyFish 82 and sunny. No taxes :). #longliveaustin
Posted at 2011/10/26 07:16 PM
My 6 year old friend Dominic drew a picture of his uncle @paulslittle ..... Quite handsome if you ask me http://t.co/d24a8dmi
Posted at 2011/10/24 10:37 AM
Best one I've heard " Meyerson already signed st Pete to a long term contract and acquired naming rights to pearly gates"
Posted at 2011/10/22 06:20 AM
Posted at 2011/10/20 10:05 AM
Ken. I love you and miss you I will be forever grateful for your faith&loyalty You will forever be my brother.. As always "thanks meyerson"
Posted at 2011/10/20 10:04 AM
@scottywalkwitz says while watching them on tv "that jay-z beyonce kid will have everything in the world except for a last name"
Posted at 2011/10/18 05:00 PM
My Buddy @scottywalkwitz looks up from his phone and says " I'm not so sure about buying a tattoo on groupon"
Posted at 2011/10/18 04:55 PM
RT @jill417 @andyroddick @MardyFish Nebraska at Minnesota, Saturday at 2:30 central. Any wagers? ..... God I hope so
Posted at 2011/10/13 07:53 PM
RT @MardyFish Is this true? LOL! @serenawilliams @jakeowen http://t.co/gqX7Wp0O. Hahahahahahaha!!! Looks like you are Cupid mardy!! Haha
Posted at 2011/10/10 09:34 PM
RT @ColinNourie Go buckeyes.. Welcome to the big ten cornhuskers...... I love reading talk from Ohio st fans from before the comeback
Posted at 2011/10/09 06:56 AM
Does anyone else watch this show dual survivor??? These guys are so legit !
Posted at 2011/10/04 03:02 AM
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Jeremy Piven Make a wish on this powerfully moment, luck to have u guys...
Sonam Kapoor @SrBachchan thank you so much sir!!
Ellen Degenress Today is 11/11/11. I wish it was as easy to say as it is to write.
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Aziz Ansari @James_D_Allen Happy Bday #Done